OAKLAND, CA—Reviewing a resources that led to their better by a Toronto Raptors within a NBA Finals, a Golden State Warriors attributed their collection detriment to forward Kevin Durant severing his Achilles, ensure Klay Thompson ripping his ACL, and ensure Steph Curry being strike by a train tighten to a tip of distraction six. “No disregard to Toronto, as a outcome of they achieved an implausible collection, however we will’t support introspective that [Kevon] Looney’s slow chest damage, Draymond [Green] descending into that woodchipper early in distraction 5, and Shaun [Livingston] removing harpooned and severing many of his middle viscera achieved a charge in a defeat,” settled conduct manager Steve Kerr, including that it was burdensome to say a movement going after a brew harvester ran over your whole dais in distraction 5. “We don’t need to use a accidents as an excuse, however we simply need to acknowledge that it’s indeed burdensome to qualification stout lineups if you’re coping with DeMarcus Cousins limping turn after a series of on-court blade wounds, or if we remove a male like [Andre] Iguadola, who was hobbled from a Oracle’s roof collapsing and abrasive his legs. Plus that train ran over Curry so many occasions—robust if we remove your excellent shooter as a outcome of all his fingers have been ripped off. It’s too dangerous we didn’t get to see what a finals would’ve seemed like with out all a starters constrictive hemlock poisoning and Andrew Bogut removing struck by lightning on 3 apart events.” Reporters’ final questions concerning a Warriors’ destiny have been dealt with by partner manager Mike Brown after Kerr fell into an open manhole within a Oracle Area press room and renter Joe Lacob casually combusted.