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Toe-curling gags that incited podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno into a big unwashed fun followed by Hollywood stars

MOVE over Fifty Shades there’s a spanking new bonkbuster in city that’s got everybody talking . . . and in fits of giggles.

The Belinda Blinked series of books fact the unintentionally waggish passionate adventures of sales executive Belinda Blumenthal as she sells pots and pans.

Podcast starsJamie Morton (centre), James Cooper and Radio 1 DJ Alice Levine disintegrate Jamies dads attempts at amorous fiction

Podcast stars Jamie Morton (centre), James Cooper and Radio 1 DJ Alice Levine disintegrate Jamie’s dad’s attempts at amorous fiction

But rather than the author environment pulses racing, his sex scenes, dodgy abbreviation and bad grasp of womanlike anatomy have left millions in stitches — as excerpts are review aloud by his SON Jamie Morton in the smash-hit podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno.

Launched in 2015, MDWAP now has some-more than 50million downloads in Britain alone, with fans job it “the funniest show ever”.

It has been so successful that currently sees it launch its third series following a fibre of sell-out live shows, and a best-selling book expelled last Christmas.

Launched in 2015, MDWAP now has some-more than 50million downloads in Britain alone

Launched in 2015, MDWAP now has some-more than 50million downloads in Britain alone
My Dad Wrote A Porno stars on how to write amorous fiction

Like the other series before it, film-maker Jamie, 30, and James Cooper and Radio 1 DJ Alice Levine — his friends from Leeds University — disintegrate his 60-year-old dad’s humorously hamfisted attempts at amorous writing.

Listeners adore Rocky’s descriptions of breasts unresolved “freely, like pomegranates”, as good as his focussed to spend distant some-more time deliberating Belinda’s sales techniques than anything remotely raunchy.

Jamie’s dad, a retired builder, uses the pen name Rocky Flintstone to pebbledash his pages with bad prose.

He has 3 other children and works on his stories in a strew at his home on the south seashore before edition them online.

Their work now has a global following which includes Hollywood stars Elijah Wood

Their work now has a global following which includes Hollywood stars Elijah Wood

As good as Star Wars singer Daisy Ridley

As good as Star Wars singer Daisy Ridley

Thanks to his son Jamie, his work now has a global following which includes Hollywood stars Elijah Wood and Daisy Ridley — Wood even seemed on a podcast articulate about how much he loves MDWAP.

Super-fans, famous as Belinkers, can even rug themselves out in a operation of MDWAP merchandise, accessible online.

It all started a couple of years ago when Jamie’s father showed him the first breeze of a book he had been operative on.

Most of us would tremble to consider of the father coming up with a disobedient novel, but opportunely Jamie saw its comic potential.

Jamies dad, a retired builder, uses the pen name Rocky Flintstone to pebbledash his pages with bad prose

Jamie’s dad, a retired builder, uses the pen name Rocky Flintstone to pebbledash his pages with bad prose

He says: “Of march we am broke by my dad’s pornography. It’s only healthy to be.

“However, as the series has progressed I’ve found coping mechanisms. Wine, mainly.

“After my initial repulsion, we just had to share it with my mates. It fast became transparent that this book was pristine gold.

“The universe deserved to hear it.

As the series has progressed I’ve found coping mechanisms. Wine, mainly

“Our only wish was that we would find a handful of like-minded listeners who found cringe-inducing father porn as humorous as we did.”

The laughs will keep on coming — Rocky recently discriminating off the fifth book in his Belinda Blinked series.

Jamie says: “He’s in his pavilion as we speak, good his garden shed, bashing them out until he’s called in for tea. He’s not allowed to write in the house. Mum won’t let him.”

Porn loser… Rocky’s amorous howlers

  • Underneath, covered in pubic hair, lay a tiny and, in Belinda terms, almost pitiable penis.
  • “We had good out-of-date sex . . . it was what we both wanted, and when you get what you want, you feel great!”
  • Belinda was immediately led to a hosepipe nearby the stables where the Duchess nude her of her ripped dress and tennis shirt and hosed her down. She roughly fondled Belinda’s t**s and a** in the soaking routine with a long-handled brush.”
  • “Absolutely,” Peter replied. “In fact, this afternoon we’ve just systematic 3,000 units of your Oxy Brillo operation to get you started, and my purchasing group are looking at other products of yours which will fit into the benefaction operation of kitchen utensils.” “Wow!” Belinda gasped and non-stop her legs slightly.
  • The signposts were loyal to their word and Belinda shortly found her way to the Horse and Jockey.
  • Belinda lay back in the leather chair and widespread her legs far-reaching as requested. Her vaginal lids popped open.
  • He grabbed her cervix.
  • “F*** me, Grigor. Belinda, come down on me and give me my feast.”
  • Belinda focussed over and pulled the plastic shackles over the Duchesses ankles. The Duchess stood and stretched her close body. Her nipples hardened with her feeling and were now as vast as the 3 in. rivets which held the carcass of the fatal Titanic together.”
  • He began using the sand to symbol Belinda’s t**s, a**, mouth and ears with mystic signs.
  • “Steak, a** and t**s – you can’t kick it.”
  • Jim was rubbing her just right and Belinda gave in to nature, not once but twice, before the unavoidable blue ejaculation cut opposite her dreams.

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