If you’ve been wondering when Prince Harry and Meghan Markle might tie the knot, then the doubt competence just have been answered – by an asparagus-wielding clairvoyant.
Nope, your ears are not deceiving you.
Because Jemima Packington – the world’s only ‘asparamancer’ – showed off her singular powers on Wednesday’s This Morning by tossing bunches of the unfeeling into the air to envision the date the span will walk down the aisle.
And what did she predict? A Nov wedding, that’s what.
‘We’re looking at a N,’ she said, as she review the raise of asparagus she forsaken on the table. ‘An N for November.’
Indeed, Jemima sounded very certain – and Eammonn Holmes was equally impressed, job her powers ‘amazing’ – but the viewers took a bit some-more convincing:
Rest easy, everyone. This Morning has just had a happening teller on who predicts the future using asparagus, and everything’s fine.
— Sam (@SamarydMk2) April 19, 2017
I actually adore This Morning man 😂😂 sat examination someone envision the future using Asparagus
— Aaron (@aarongates1999) April 19, 2017
This lady on this morning is inspiring. we wish to be means to envision my future with asparagus
— Cardy (@laaucardy) April 19, 2017
Some lady on This Morning presaging the future using Asparagus and there’s me meditative you could only do that with a pith 😑
— Carley (@Carley_86) April 19, 2017
Jemima didn’t stop there possibly – presaging a ubiquitous election feat for the Tories as good as hinting that Amy Barlow, Ken Barlow’s granddaughter, competence just be obliged for pulling him down the stairs.
And as for Eamonn and Ruth Langsford, good she had a few difference for them too.
‘I see a little bit of toing and froing,’ she pronounced of the couple, ‘Not argument, it’s all good – but we do see lots and lots of beautiful travel, all forward is good and transparent for you.’
Ruth also had her spin at tossing the asparagus – with Jemima observant her efforts forked towards ‘a pleasing foreigner that will heighten your lives’.
Well that’s good to know.
This Morning earnings to ITV on Thursday morning at 10.30am.